The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy!

Sounds like Tommy Cooper, he kept his Brain tuked in a Fez.

Shh, keep that under your hat, LG.

I once got slapped by a Turkish woman for saying "Nice Fez, shame about you legs!!!"

This thread is mad as a hatter and I'm not referring to the luton Town fans!

How will I top (t)hat?

You could buy a "boater"

'Boats' rhymes with...

That reminds me of that guy Richard Cranium.........Except there's two of them in the clip.

Boats? Let's try to keep this on a even keel, shall we? No need to go overboard. Sorry if I sound a bit stern. 

You could have left that last remark starboarded out.

Another pun that will propeller to the 450 mark. This mast be a world record for a pundemonium forum.

All this talk about boats.

Only Tigers will ever be in that boat.

When the boat comes in??

I heard Hard News was rigging the Fever Poll for best supporter. Will the other nominees be able to ketch up? (and no, that is not a notice to start a watties thread - think mysterious sightings in the Marlborough sounds...).

I hope you're not trying to turn this into a Saucey thread Harry

No I'm not!!! I'm sure I wrote in my one/two liner that this is still a boat marine craft. I'll bow to your greater wisdom but we only done aft the puns possible, I am sure. I'm not bosun about this, it's full steam ahead...HarryHotspur2008-02-13 17:57:42

harryhotspur a pun master

Punmaster? captain or admiral as we're on a nautical theme. It's amazing just how low a depth (Charger) we'll sink to for a pun. I better go before this thread is torpedoed.

You think I am able, seamen?!!!! (I can see it now, the captain pugwash theme.....)

Better to be Captain Pugwash than Long Dong Silver!

pungent.

Just well hung like this thread mate!

I leave for a couple of days and you lot degenerate into phallic puns?

Back to the Pundamonium thread. Lonegunmen2008-02-14 22:47:37

I would hate this thread to lapse into antiquipy. And while we're degenerating I thought I should share these definitiions:
Osteopornosis - a degenerate disease.
Pisolation - removing a mathematician 3.14 kilometres away from his colleagues..
Dinosour - an ancient animal that survived extinction for millions of years because it tasted bad
Mictator - the ancient autocratic ruler of Ireland

But I should get roped back into the thread, however do I have time for one last skein of ideas? I am a frayed knot.

Bullfrog2008-02-15 00:31:55

Hmm, a bit ropey?   A string of dodgy puns there, Bullfrog. Marvellous. You're obviously capable of spinning a good yarn. It's great how all the puns are intertwined in this thread.

Thanks for giving some flax it was starting to get me down too. It is important that this thread does not dye.

Glad to see that people have cottoned on to the importance of this thread.

There are some mighty good yarns around this thread

Wool we make 500 posts, as the YF party looms? Spin fantastic so far, but we must not waver.

fear knot, a tight knit community like the one on this thread, can never unravel. Leeds_Chris2008-02-15 15:18:23

In slips the knot. Good reef, these puns just get better and better. Onwards, without belay!

Yep, let's let noose with some more remarks on this thread. Lonegunmen2008-02-15 17:26:10

Yes LG People are beggining to cotton on to the Pun thing!!!

It's quite a tangle of puns C-Diddy and it's great to see you stringing a few in yourself.

Weave spun a good number of puns alright.

Yep, just tying up a few loose ends at the moment on my own website. Let's see how long we can string this thread along for. Could end up in the Guiness book of records as the Worlds longest String!

Who needs a needle and thread when you've got a STAPLE GUN...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSDFUAoKmxI