The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread
Well, can I state CATegorically that this is my favourite thread on this forum!!!
Don't you just love these warm fozzy's? A poll would be great but it would be hard to be piggy as there are just so many I could kermit to. It's never gonzo well on a thread than this beauty.
As usual Harry, trying to Scooteround the point.
Hard News2008-01-31 16:28:11
My indecision is sad. ler ching around from one thing to another. My health is in a fraggle state as a result of these puns.
(i think it was sadler and warldorf: the two grumpy old men in the box??!)HarryHotspur2008-01-31 17:07:53
(i think it was sadler and warldorf: the two grumpy old men in the box??!)HarryHotspur2008-01-31 17:07:53
So HN has this thread by the short and curlys. We better improve the quality of puns or his paws will be all over it. I can catagorically guarantee that!
I suppose if we had a poll when it came to add em muppet would be a huge task.
As subtle as swinging a cat by it's tale Chris!!
I suppose if we had a poll when it came to add em muppet would be a huge task.
Outstanding.
Thankyou... trying to come up with puns like that is a Big Birden to carry.
Oh, it's muppets and puppets and things now is it? I can't leave this place for two minutes.....
So the gloves are off, I need a pun with a bit of punch. Have to sort out who's pulling the strings here. Can't be me, 'cos I can't tell my arse from my elmo. That's it, I'm off to have a beaker of coffee now..
Actually, as this is a football forum. I was going to mention pre-season training. It might be just the ticket for getting this thread back on track again. Set a platform, if you like.
Jag2008-02-01 07:33:38
Pre season training? That has caused a low comotion here, as I have no track suit.
You don't need a track suit, Harry. One of the good points about this is that all you need is a pair of trainers. Don't get too focussed on the track suit, don't want you getting tunnel vision.
You don't need a track suit, Harry. One of the good points about this is that all you need is a pair of trainers. Don't get too focussed on the track suit, don't want you getting tunnel vision.
You trying to give us the run around Jag?
I'm still chooing on this change in direction. It takes great carriage to make such moves. Still, he did signal his intentions loud and clear.HarryHotspur2008-02-01 11:31:51
This thread never stays stationary, what with the interchange-able topics... Hope it doen't run out of steam. Personally I think it will go for some thom as the tank of puns never seems to get empty.
You're right there'll never be an empty tank as long as the Americans keep making them! But sometimes the traction can get a bit lost!
You're a real Tiger with those Tanks Stevo.
Are weapon a new type of pun now?
If it is then I shall be fireing on all cylinders. Infact, this thread my just explode with the sheer number of puns being dropped.
As a loyal gunner it is clear your arsenal of puns will be huge!HarryHotspur2008-02-01 22:05:52
A bit of a broadside shot there Harry??
Weapon together, no matter what our footballing colours!
(Plays Ride of the valkyries in the background) Very true Harry, we're a band of brothers!
Glad to see we're not charging at these puns like a bullet a gate. Going back to the good old days, Gareth Ainsworth is noted for his small arms expertise
but he can sure fire some awesome long range shots too!
Definitely mortar this thread than meets the eye. It's all high calibre stuff
We're Rifling through Topics here.
We're doing one topic to death and then we are going on to the next one.loyalgunner2008-02-03 18:14:34
A spiritual journey I guess into the unknown. Life after death and is Elvis really dead??
Definitely mortar this thread than meets the eye. It's all high calibre stuff
Is there a pun magazine in existence? I'm gun to find out. HarryHotspur2008-02-03 19:43:31
Well my puns are getting hamstrung?? or is it my hamstring is pulled ?? or is it both??
Be calf full LG, If thigh am not mistaken that post is a bit strained.
You're pulling my leg!!
It hurts enough as it is!
It hurts enough as it is!
ache-assionally I can be a bit mean like that. I'll toe the line again from now. Oh... and take an as-sprain, it might help as-swell 
Glad to see this thread's becoming more of a joint effort, almost seemed to be being run by a skeleton staff there for a while. The radius of our punnery seems to be expanding and the good natured ribbing seems to be on the increase....
As Harry Hotspur said to me yesterday about my injury (I think)...It was Punishment!
do youn guys work at work? ha
Sorry buddy, I've got no punchline for that one.HarryHotspur2008-02-04 16:19:11
