The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread
Good for me? There are all types of germs coming through these
puns.
Plough on regardless, Harry.
I've had to furrow my brow at a few of the entries on this thread,
but I dig that last one.HarryHotspur2008-01-30 12:39:10
This thread should be put out of arms way!!!
...and stop more barn storming puns? There's plenty more we can
milk yet.
We're almost up to our neck in puns here. Past your knees, past
your elbows, pasteurise almost
Your culture of puns never fails to amaize me. Please do not leave
for new pastures. They are A1...or is that
A2?HarryHotspur2008-01-30 13:34:33
Fear not Harry, I haven't no intention of venturing further afield
Stevo, this is a word game: fielding pictures is cheating. Farming
out your endless collection will reap no benefits. Sow there.
Yeah, level playing field and all that. If we're just gonna post piccies we maize well pack it in!
Do you have to crop those images before you post them?
C'mon fellas. I'm just horsing around.
I dont won't to be the black sheep of the family.
Stop this 
sh*t.
Stevo2008-01-30 15:17:37
sh*t.
May I just say that Jag's Pasteurize may just be our best yet...
Just don't make a pig of yourself, Stevo. No wallowing in self pity.
p.s. Why thank you, HN. I won't milk the applause too much.
Jag2008-01-30 15:20:33
May I just say that Jag's Pasteurize may just be our best yet...
It was certainly up there for grown value.
Just don't make a pig of yourself, Stevo. No wallowing in self pity.
p.s. Why thank you, HN. I won't milk the applause too much.
PIG?!?
FFS. Back to work.
And some are just plain Corny, You guys just fritter around without cooking up a decent batch of puns.
I've barley thought of any puns since my first post last night... corn't wheat until I'm able to milk my brain for my next load...
Scratched my nut, but yoghurt your best inspiration when you're not trying I suppose. I'll try agrain later. Lentil then...
A grain of truth in that. Jag is pretty spontaneous. Dairy make a suggestion about this topic? His puns are often poultry in motion.
Could say I have my finger on the pulse. Sorry, bean a bit busy for the last couple of hours but I don't need anybody to egg me on to post on here.
Yesss! 300 posts. Here's to the next 300.
Jag2008-01-30 19:44:05
Yesss! 300 posts. Here's to the next 300.
Jag2008-01-30 19:44:05
I hope that the end of year awards acknowledge the best pun of the year. 300 posts is an eggceptional achievement.
300 post are enough to fence a field. A field of dreams or really bad puns or a crop of wheat or corn!
Corn't think of anything toos hay. 
Fence a field, you say? Another fine example of your rapier-like wit, LG. Which probably deserves a wittier riposte than this.
Is that a tanilsed riposte or not? Pine Tree may be watching!!
Wooden want to overstep the boundary line and be offence- ive. Still wood he see me from his farm in central Auckland? Knot !
Welcome, Bullfrog, contributor No. 8. Wire you so diffident towards Meads?
Yeah, Froggy. What's he done to get you so hopping mad? Cheer up, its not all black. A lot of people could take a leaf out of Pinetree's book I reckon.
A leaf? Doubt it (thought I'd give you some needle).
Going out on a limb a bit there. Branching out are you, Harry?
It might be my crown-ing achievement.
I'm sure all your hard work will bear fruit, HH. I'd be bamboo-zled if it didn't.
Oh, stop panda-ring up to me!
Fair enough. I won't tell you to grin and bear it then
If you really wanted to decide the best pun on the thread we could have a pol-ar(e) other in agreement with that? Though those who didn't win might become a bit grizzly. But winning would be a s-ursine that that individual is the best at puns...
How much further can we go on like this???
How much further can we go on like this???
Let's not beat around the bush.
This thread has been in everybody's cross-hairs for a long time.
It may still be within a Whisker of death but we'll have a lash at keeping it flying though.