Things that piss you off...

Knock to the head as well when collar bone broken? lol

Sadly (well not really sadly) I will be in Europe over Labour Weekend, but I am very keen to get involved in the CSSC events, maybe even with LG as Crew!

Yep, fractured skull to go with it...

Ouch, frig, i know nothing about Yatching but love the sea and fishing. Happy to follow the Captains orders and learn though.

Captain Pugwash

Master Bates

Roger the Cabin Boy

Seaman Staines

The Block

FKN Chemo.They tell me its good for me,the way i feel at the moment i seroiosly have my doubts.

Getting attacked on a night out in KL.

story?

All the best with that Ballane

You have just over a month to get better before our first game of the season. Wouldn't be the same if you were at home in bed! I realise this is an ongoing treatment but between bouts, I meant.

Walking down a street in the city centre a group of guys crossed the street to where i was, one of them put his fists up which i ignored, then i got blindsided by one of them. Luckily they left it at that because it was 7 v 1 and there weren't many people in that area to help. Put a bit of a dampner on my trip though.

Losers like these two.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/10469537/Party-of-500-has-police-scrambling

The didn't get charged, not even for under age drinking - the one on the right is only 17, the cost of having police attend three times during the night, they don't have to pay for. it's the second time the one on the left has had an out of control party - the last one result in the house getting totalled. What a pair of losers.

I don't mind people having a good time or even a drink but I bet the nieghbours got naf all sleep and the mess in the morning on the roadway etc.

Ps: I hope they have as much enthusiasm in trying to find jobs.

Hang in there. Never been through it, hope I never have to. I have several friends who have made it through the other side and are living great lives.. Sincerely hope you do too.

I vaguely remember reading somewhere a few months back that they are looking at a new technique that may even eliminate the need to use Chemo which would be good for patients. Fingers crossed and of course for you too Steve.

Next season as in 2015/16 i will be attending EVERY Phoenix A league game home AND away.

Awesome. Would be cool if you took a Phoenix Flag with you and got each ticket laminated and sewn to the flag...

What an awesome idea Steve, I hope it works out for you. That is on my bucket list for when I win Lotto.

Flatmates who come home at 3am on a Tuesday morning and sit in the lounge talking, with the tv on and play with my mechanical dinosaur that roars.

Edit - Question: Did I overreact by going out to the lounge, picking up said t-rex toy and saying 'dude, it's f**king 3.30am and it's Tuesday'??

Honesty please.

Do they have work at 8:30am? Do you do it to them?

It is a bit rude doing that at 3:30am but some context around that would help.

No, but personally I would have just said, "Hey, Fuck up or Fuck off" at that time.

Not sure about their work schedule but everyone else starts at 8:30. One person at 6am.

I would/have never done that to them. If I bought people over at that time I would go to my room. Noone else has done it either.

Then well justified

Apple!

Spend so much time and effort slagging other manufacturers off for supposedly copying their ideas and then release a a phone watch...

Hmmmm

Next up Apple will produce phones like Maxwell Smart used to have. Shoe phone, tie phone, hamburger phone.

So further update to this:

The police showed up one day (About 1-2 weeks after the music issues), the couple living there had been yelling abuse and throwing things at each other for 2-3 days. The cops searched the house, I also saw them pull her over down the road and search the car, a notice was put on the door of the house.

From then they kept throwing stuff out the door of the house, both of them screaming at each other, throwing things (A TV got thrown at the garage door), they broke 10 windows in the house, few more visits from cops, whole pile of rubbish started to appear in the front yard. 

Then saw a CCDHB car visit one day, and they wandered around the house checking it all out, next day some Housing NZ people turned up, the following day some maintenance men showed up and boarded up all the windows. Haven't seen the people there since...WOAH!

Haha! Best euphemism I've ever seen!!! Don't leave it lying around in future - keep it in the underwear drawer.

Does it like to be called "Rabbit" by any chance?

EPL fantasy football. Buy a guy who's scoring heaps, he hits a dry patch. Sell a guy who couldn't hit a barn from 5 yards and all of a sudden he's Gert Muller

Knowing that my place of employment struggled to cope with me being on leave for two weeks and not being able to admit it out loud.

They are very aware that any admission would put me in a great bargaining position for pay rises etc.

Fucking Grrrrrrrrrrr!

Knowing full well that nobody gives a flying f*ck about how good you are or how they will struggle without you and thinking that way is all but meaningless.

I've met you - I bet you are amazing at whatever you do - Really mate I bet you are outstanding. 

But if you think that matters in any way shape or form or if anyone cares outside your family than you are wrong.

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I know this. Just needed to vent!

Muppets like SIOBHAN DOWNES, who writes at Stuff.co.nz in

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/61302532/Scotland-independence-vote-The-idiots-guide

"Of course, the history of Scottish independence goes back quite a bit further than that (see Mel Gibson's Braveheart for more information)."

Oh Dear, oh dear, oh dear!

See http://www.theskepticsguide.org/podcast/sgu/476 for a pretty comprehensive catalogue of the historical inaccuracies in the film, including but not limited to:

1. Kilts first appeared c.500 years after William Wallace.

2. The Blue face paint Mel Gibson is adorned with dated to approx. 1,000 years BEFORE William Wallace (but close)

3. Isabella, Wallace's love in the movie, was 3 years old and living in France at the date of his famous battle.

Government department X-mas parties. They get shitter every year. We're even having to pay for our own now.

Taking the piss (no.341)

"A Swiss goalkeeper is considering legal action against supporters who urinated in his water bottle during a recent match in the Swiss First Div. FC Baden goalie Reto Felder says he is "still feeling sick. I took one sip and realised it was warm but thought that was because of the sun. By the second sip I realised something was wrong." The Swiss FA are awaiting FC Baden's decision on this "serious incident."

- today's NZ Herald.

having Phoenix "home" game number 98 moved from Wellington to Auckland. Originally the first 7 games were here in Wellington.

Paul Bennett trying to be a comedian on 7days

Bloody better than us paying for them

Young Nats!