The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread
See Steven O'Dor is leaving us to study law. Personally I think all that time on the bench has affected his judgement...
Jag2008-01-18 15:09:17
I think he's a big fan of Judge Dread, LG.
Are this many puns on one website legal?
A guy gets shipwrecked. When he wakes up, he's on a beach. The sand is dark red. He can't believe it. The sky is dark red. He walks around a bit and sees that there is dark red grass, dark red birds and dark red fruit on the dark red trees. He's shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn dark red too.
"Oh no!!" he says, "I think I've been marooned!!"
An old sea captain was sitting on a bench near the wharf when a young man walked up and sat down. The young man had spiked hair and each spike was a different color.... green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
After a while the young man noticed that the captain was staring at him. "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?
The old captain replied, "Got drunk once and married a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son!"
Jag2008-01-17 23:13:42
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.
"How am I doing?" he asks.
"Three knots," she replies.
"Three knots? What's that mean?"
"You're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back."
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says "I�m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, �Guess who?�"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I�m a divorce lawyer."
No sh*t, Sherlock!
God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?"
No sh*t, Sherlock!
Correct, it's Watson my mindhepatitis2008-01-17 23:34:39